Me: “How was your trip to Aruba, Garrette?”
Garrette: “It was great. I arrived with a sinus infection, we had to evacuate the island a day early because of a massive hurricane, I got a yeast infection from wearing a wet swimsuit for long periods of time, and somebody stole my debit card number and drained $1,700 from my account.”
She’s so dramatic.
But, between the disappearance of Natalee Holloway and Garrette's recent experience, Aruba is definitely off my "places to see" list.
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